Archive for ‘Funnies’

September 7, 2011

White Whine of the Day

by WIZ

September 7, 2011

Venture Capitalism

by WIZ
September 6, 2011

Complaining About Having a Maid

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H/T: White Whine

September 2, 2011

White Whine of the Day

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August 30, 2011

Hurricane Irene Quote of the Day

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“I’m very, very calm and pretty relaxed and laid-back – pretty much the opposite of a hurricane.  I guess that’s funny,” – Irene Tien, who has owned @Irene since 2006 and recently became inundated with tweets.

August 29, 2011

If this is the standard, we all have been abused

by WIZ

White Whine, indeed.

August 26, 2011

Hurricane Whining of the Day

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Also, check out the slideshow White Whine put together.

August 26, 2011

Privileged Tweet of the Day

by WIZ

Thanks to White Wine, I will begin a new series dedicated to tweets, Facebook statuses, and other gripes by the priviledged few. Enjoy!

Got to love it.

August 21, 2011

Prayer of the Day

by WIZ

As only NASCAR can fill this hole:

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July 2, 2011

Miss USA 2011 on if Math should be taught in schools

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CPM – you should enjoy this one. Thanks, MacKenzie Fegan.

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June 16, 2011

Whole Foods Parking Lot

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Keeping it real.

June 11, 2011

“You Just Don’t Get It, Do You?” – A Montage

by WIZ
June 10, 2011

Top 10 Misused English Words

by WIZ
Listverse has a great (and informative) list:
8 -Enormity

George H. W. Bush, President Of The United States, Official Portrait

“Enormity” means “extreme evil”, but it’s often used to mean “enormousness”. US President, George HW Bush missed this one when he said after being elected that he “Couldn’t believe the enormity of the situation.” A perfect example of irony (which, in the context I have just used it, is correct).

June 6, 2011

Too Big To Fail

by WIZ

In 80 seconds.

June 5, 2011

Pouring Salt on Small Wounds

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Bill Maher jokes on a few small Palin gaffe’s. Her unknowingly being that close to Romney may be a side effect of her spur-of-the-moment/secretively scheduled tour.

June 4, 2011

Hell

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May 28, 2011

Saturday Afternoon Video: “What song are you listening to?”

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TDW:

Ty Cullen stops random New Yorkers with headphones to ask them what song they’re listening to.

May 27, 2011

Darth Vader Salsa Trombone Entertainment

by WIZ

This is epic:

Just another day at the Andrew Jackson Senior Center in Bronx, NY

May 27, 2011

Look, Don’t Touch of the Day

by WIZ

Pictured: Barack and Michelle Obama meet disgraced former IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn at a G-20 dinner. (via.), H/T: TDW

May 24, 2011

A Joke About the CIA, FBI and KGB

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From the Dish, some political humor:

The KGB, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary General of the UN decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that the rabbit does not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming. The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: “Okay! Okay! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!”